Maybe it's all a joke since 'Stove Top everyday stuffing mix "tops" the potato' blogger contest call for action suggested participants use The Onion as a style reference?
Every other day, I get a pitch for a product or another and I scratch my head wondering if the sender bothered to check what the recipient (me in this case) writes about.
The bait in the case of this 'Stope Top' contest is dangling a potential $100 Gift Card if you win. I pass.
Following this fresh versus instant food trail led me to a nice Spud piece, John Reader's top 10 potato books (Guardian, February 2009).
He concludes his article by quoting Truman Capote's favorite: "baked, smothered with sour cream, heaped with the freshest, biggest-grained Beluga caviar, and washed down with 80-proof Russian vodka."
(* my illustration, John Reader's book, was published in February 2009)